Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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