can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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