i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
There's always time for handjobs
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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