it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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