his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
this will be a night to untag.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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