If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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