GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Randomize
