this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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