i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I did not marry a roomba.
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