Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
