I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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