Duck Duck Cougar?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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