apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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