great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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