Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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