Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wish you could order shots online.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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