I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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