I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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