I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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