Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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