Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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