Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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