i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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