So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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