Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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