:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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