Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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