ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
