Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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