Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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