so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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