The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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