Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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