Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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