I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
