It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
