Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
This gyro tastes like lonliness
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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