Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
why is half of my head shaved?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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