Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Randomize
