coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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