i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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