did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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