I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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