Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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