Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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