it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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