And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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