we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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