if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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