No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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